Hello there you enormous sexy swine.
Do you have a lust to drop some log?

You deserve to drop logs like a massive lumberjack on the toilet.
- Which workout is your workout today?
- Which workout did you workout yesterday?
- Log your flipping workouts!
- Let me tell you what today's workout is
- Let me whisper gently into your earlflap how much you lifted for that exercise last time
- I will show you your personal best for each exercise
- We could be so good together